Funny Farm Bios page

Funny Farm Bios Section
Take a look at the key players involved with the world of FF, and those they associate with.

	Ront Occupation: Boarding home co-owner Born in Carmen, Ront moved with his best friend since highschool, Mewn, to help run the boarding house they currently share. Between Mewn and himself, Ront is the one in charge of the financial and business aspects of the entrepreneur venture. Whenever problems come along, he prefers to tackle them logically and carefully. Using common sense is his major attribute. Second being tolerance. Ront's family consists of both mother, father and two brothers. The youngest being Pom, and his oldest being Horton.
	Mewn (middle name: Blake, last name: Ramses) Occupation: Boarding home CO-owner Born in Carmen, Mewn is the only child of a wealthy land owner family. This was mostly inherited from his grandfather Ramses, which also supplied him with the boarding home which Ront helps run. Because of his sheltered life, Mewn is very free spirited to make up for his somewhat lost childhood. That includes cartoons, toy collecting and video games. Because of his impulsive nature, Mewn is very outgoing, but a little too juvenile for some people's tastes. The only relative close to Mewn's age is his cousin, Lenette. They don't get along very well due to disputes over the inheritance.
	Gulius Occupation: Human Resources assistant manager Gulius was the first tenant to take advantage of Ront and Mewn's boarding home. Despite the location, Gulius was enticed by the lower than usual rent. His very high strung and selfish nature tends to make him a bit too overbearing for most people, thus making him a bit of a recluse. Because of this he's developed paranoia tendencies, which may lead to bouts of extreme suspicions of others and their actions.
	Flink Occupation: Unemployed (Was: 1 hour film developer, grocery store bagger/cashier) Flink can be described as very kind and very naive. He's perfectly content living a simple life, but is often flung unknowingly in events of tremendous proportions. Another characteristic is that he is blessed with luck that will usually solve any personal problems he may have, whether it involves money or personal safety.
	Boe Occupation: Chef at Giovanni's Boe grew up in the military town Ferndeck with his older brother as his guardian. This was the result when both parents were killed in a car accident during his early childhood. Activities fall into mainly two categories: fitness and cooking. Both are practiced religiously. Because of this, Boe has lots of self confidence, but is not vain or conceded. In fact, Boe is probably the nicest friend many people who know him have ever had. Always there to help, no matter how dire the situation. The only other family member he has, or at least knows of, is his older brother Lukis.
	Mileena (last name: Mayers) Mileena was born into a family that has amassed wealth and power for decades. Born in Kalgoorlie, Australia, she mostly spent her childhood being looked after by paid help and teachers. At first hesitant in agreeing to an arranged marriage with Clifford Mayers, she eventually gave in. Unfortunately deceived by her husband, she ran off to expose his plots of only using her to exploit her family's riches. She also means to discover the insidious plots her husband and the group he associates with are up to. Because of the business lifestyle she lives, she's very independent minded and determined to do anything once her mind is set. Unfortunately, the same lifestyle makes her ignorant of the daily routines people not of her stature face on a daily basis.

Mavis (Last name: Buckey, Current occupation: student)
Born in Carmen, she lived as an only child with her mom. Very personable, which made her popular with many people throughout school. That included Mewn and Ray. The only thing she aspired to do in life was travel around the globe. Unfortunately, the Alpha Ambiance cult took advantage of that and used her for their purposes.
Since rescued, she's now reorganizing her life and exploring a career in medicine.

Mr. Mayers (First name: Clifford,Current occupation: CEO of Mayers Industries)
Mr. Mayers manipulated, threatened and partnered with others of ill reputation to get where he is today. Doing so has created many enemies who would enjoy nothing more than to see him fail at gaining his ever increasing power over global affairs. This goal of his is greatly enhanced, however, thanks to his association with an international group called The Concordat.

Ray (Last name: Silverman, Current occupation: Mayor)
Born in Carmen, Ray grew up in a political family. Ultimately his father ranked high in the political world, thus helping Ray thrust his career to amazing heights once graduating with a major in law and political science. Unknowingly, Ray has also made an enemy of his highschool acquaintance, Mewn, because of his achievements and attention he gets. Something which has been going on since highschool.
Can be found still enjoying a successful term in office.

Pete (Last name: N/A, Current occupation: terrorism and grand larceny)
Not much is known about the person behind the mask currently, but the individual has engaged in many activities that have put the lives of other cast members in jeopardy. What is known is that Pete is not working alone in these plots and is attempting to ultimately gain a position in the mysterious international group called The Concordat.

Mr. Ridley (Current occupation: Human Resources manager)
After Mr. Senileavich's transfer to Japan, Mr. Ridley was as well transferred to Westone's head office to manage Gulius' original department. When it comes to work, his personal number one rule is to follow guidelines set by management. Second is to keep up-to-date on current trends in organizational behavior.
Considered to be very polite and considerate of other people, but is put to the limits when working with Gulius.

Mr. Senileavich (Current occupation: Vice President)
At first he was a member of management in the Westone corporation, but soon became Mr. Mayers' right-hand-man during the takeover. Not precisely known how it it came to be that he joined with Mayers Industries, but his mean spirited attitude definitely has not changed.
Throughout all of Mayers Industries, only Miss Reese is considered as his equal as they both share duties as Mr. Mayer's personal allies.

Miss Reese (Current occupation: Personal Assistant)
Since Mayers moved his headquarters to where Gulius and associates worked, Miss Reese followed. Despite being Mr. Mayers' personal assistant, it hasn't stopped her from overseeing the tower's daily business routines.
Quiet and disciplinary are the best words to describe her professionally and socially. Aside from Mr. Mayers, the only other person she'll accept orders from is Mr. Senileavich.

Mike (Last name: Sopkins, Current occupation: Floor management)
Considered to be flamboyant and very friendly. Almost too flamboyant and friendly to some people. Because of this, and of certain other hobbies and collectibles he owns, determining Mike's sexual orientation may cause people headaches.
Has worked with Mr. Ridley and Gulius frequently at Mayers Industries and considers them their best male friends. Joy, a co-worker of Boe's, being one of the few he's more intimate with.

Lukis (Current occupation: Drill sergeant)
As Boe's good natured big brother, he's grown up feeling it was his duty to be responsible for his well being. This was amplified when both parents were killed while Boe was still relatively young. It was this commitment that made the military so appealing. That, and the fact he didn't have time to for extra school while caring for Boe.
While enjoying his career, he also met the love of his life and married her at Ront and Mewn's boarding home.

Shelley (Current occupation: Office clerk)
At first Shelley was Lukis' girlfriend, but agreed to marriage when he proposed in an unconventional way. She's lead a similar life, where she's had little family (who lived a great distance away) and loves having the void in her life filled by her new husband. Both enjoy sharing a career in the same military base and residing in the town Ferndeck.

Joy (Current occupation: Chef)
If ever there was an incarnate for sweet, she would be it. This woman with the kindness and morals of a nun will either bring you much happiness, or aggravation. Depends on how you react to adorableness.
First appeared working with Boe at Giovanni's, have since then made a connection with Mike Sopkins. The one man she has met with the same sense of decency.

Pomeroy (Current occupation: Student)
The youngest of the three brothers of Ront's family. A little bit of a slow starter, but managed to get out of his parent's house and head to college. Along the way, he has enjoyed indulging in the finer things in life, which mostly fits in the category of the female sex and where they like to socialize.
Sometimes viewed as lazy with little ambitions by Ront, due to his "takin' it easy" approach on life.

Mr. Westone (Current occupation: Convict)
The Chief Executive Officer of what was once Westone Inc. before the buyout by Mayers Industries. Still possesses stock to make him a prominent member of the company's board. Had his position as head of the company reinstated when Clifford Mayers abandoned his station.
Since giving the stock to Mileena however, he became her personal advisor until a confrontation with Mr. Mayers resulted in him being arrested. His connections allowed him to escape, however and it is unknown where his current location is.

Lenette (Last name: Ramses, Current occupation: Hotel owner)
Lenette is among the few immediate relative Mewn has. She would rather not admit to having him for a cousin, though. Can be a bit of a snob, but only because she prides herself on her professionalism and the career she has in the field of business.
Recently moved to the city as she was surprisingly hired by Mr. Westone as his personal assistant during his stay.
Due to being terminated, she now resides in the town called Bucket where she owns the local hotel.

	PC (Current occupation: Evil Conqueror) PC's beginnings were a humble one. A simple personal computer, which upon infection by Dr. Day's sentience program created the machine into a scheming megalomaniac. Ultimately using Ront's ignorance and Flink's naivety to his advantage, PC turned the Scandinavian country of Denmark into a empire he calls Siliconopolis. Once the country's usefulness was at an end, however, PC took advantage of his fortress' mobility and left to pursue loftier goals. To this day he still plots against those he considers enemies and against the entire world.
	Tor the Calculate (Current occupation: Evil minion) The first piece of electronics to follow PC. Tor the Calculate is a mysterious machine whose messages can not be easily interpreted or understood by the likes of us. Because of this, its true loyalties and ambitions are unknown, or perhaps it's just a calculator. Currently commander of Doombots v1.0
	ASCII (Current occupation: Evil minion) Due to PC's inability to recreate his own artificial intelligence, ASCII was created, but with limited intellectual capacity. His faulty speech results in what seems to be illegible symbols to replace letters and words. Other abilities make up for these setbacks, such as his unwavering loyalties to PC and his aggressive attacks to anyone who opposes PC or himself. Currently commander of Doombots v2.0

0 (Current occupation: Evil minion)
After an encounter with Dr. Day, the AI program of PC's was partially erased. An experiment to see how much remained later and O was produced. Out of all the creations, O has proven to be the most disappointing. His attention span is that of an infant and his juvenile antics know no bounds.
Currently O is engaged in a mission to find the lost PC-Drome. Mostly to keep out of PC's presence.

Orwell (Current occupation: Term Business)
First was seen teaching Ront, but also helped educate Pom in college before being laid off. Orwell has built a life around business and is familiar with almost every facet of the field. Self assured and intelligent, he never worries about finding new work. Not only does he take care of himself financially, but physically as well. Similar to Boe, he always makes time to enjoy the benefits of physical activity. With his calm and rational demeanor, he's a valuable person to lean on during times of trouble.

Dr. Day (First name: Derek, Current occupation: Scientist/engineer)
Had a promising career at Day Labs (a subsidiary of Mayers Industries), where he created the program which brought PC to life. After finding out he was being used for Mr. Mayers' evil ways, he severed all ties with him and left to work for himself. Dr. Day has had to endure many difficulties, but none as burdensome as the hypersensitivity condition he was born with. After an attack by PC, the condition was aggravated to extreme levels. A ventilation mask he designed does allow him freedom in the elements once more, but he secretly loathes having to resort to wearing it. Dr. Day eagerly looks for the company of others and values friends above else, mostly due to being constantly surrounded by machines at work.

Ms. Sykes (Current occupation: Concoradat assassin)
The details of her are shrouded in mystery still. All that is known that she is a deadly member of the Concordat and has close ties to fellow Concordat member, Clifford Mayers. What she owes to Mr. Mayers is also unknown and whether her cooperation was due to the debt or something more deep.

Krystyn (Last name: Santomingo, Current occupation: Television news reporter/anchor)
Starting her career in the city's newspaper, Krystyn moved her popular journalistic talents to media when she craved more attention for her work. Starting as a local reporter, her enthusiasm for her job eventually landed her the role of anchorwoman to the city's number one news program. Unfortunately, due to her aggressive style in making sure the public gets the news they need, she gives the impression she's only looking out for number one. Also, because of the tremendous love for her work, she looks down on anything she feels belittles the industry such as the Naked News Network.

Booey (Last name: Monkey, Current occupation: Being psychotic)
Since owned by shriners and later found locked in the trunk of a shriner car, this monkey has been giving pretty much everyone grief. Once Flink discovered him, he's cherished the primate as a pet...at least during the time when Booey hasn't run off, only to be found later causing mayhem. To virtually everyone, Booey displays chaotic, maniacal and sometimes violent behavior and has difficulty being controlled.